#7 Yure Gross
This profile pic doesn’t even need an explanation. Seems someone has a fetish and went to Tinder to kindle some interest in it. If they had any takers, we don’t know but enjoy being the butt of the joke! But hey, he said “please?”
#6 ABCEFG, Next Time Stay Away from Me
This charming fellow thinks he’s so suave, but he needs to go back to preschool with that thinking. We’ve all heard the “rearrange u with m, e,” joke, but this one doesn’t even make sense. Nice try, but Ashleigh’s not having it.
#5 Planetary Hijinks
What’s up the theme of school-related pickup lines? Are some desperate guys gathering in a bar and sharing planetary and alphabet pickup lines? I seriously hope not. Also, there’s more than three planets anyhow. So…fail.
#4 Brain Injury
You know, reading this screenshot, you see that the carrier is “Virgin,” and it makes sense. Because the person who sent this message is surely suffering from a desperate need to lose his v-card. He didn’t even try with this pickup line either. Great comeback from the object of his
affection creepiness though.
#3 Order Number 31
First rule of Tinder is you need to make separate messages for each girl. It’s bad enough to double message two girls, but 31 girls? Honey, you’ve got it bad, and that ain’t good. Maybe just one of the 31 will be flattered enough that she’s been approached like she’s up for auction, though I doubt it.
#2 Baby oh Baby
I admit it, I kind of feel for this player on Tinder. He doesn’t know how to chat with women, so he tries a cool “haayyyy baby girl,” not realizing that it’s a term you might want to use for someone you actually know.
This one is a fail because it was the wrong girl, I guess. Some girls would like this. However, maybe not call someone a dinosaur is a good start, dude.